I mean, I think we’ve always known that Facebook was evil and not so secretly tracking everything we did. But I didn’t think they would be throwing what they knew back into our faces like this.
Look at that! Tracking all of our posts and shit. At least it makes Facebook look acceptable, with some what reasonable priorities behind what were talking about. I was kinda expecting the most talked about issues on facebook to look more along the lines of.
1. Kardashian Humphries marriage
2. Kardashian Humphries divorce
3. Jersey Shore
4-9. More Ignant shit
10. Osama dead
But we came out looking better then that, so good looks everyone.
But I will tell you 3 things I have a problem with. One, the top 10 listened to songs on Facebook this year. Now, I understand that people listen to different things and that I might be out of tune with the majority of the population of Facebook so I take for granted that most of the songs will be songs I’m not bumpin on the reg. But Skrillex has 2 songs in the top ten? And 0 hiphop songs? Seriously people?
Oh but these next two things internet, your bad for these ones….
These are movies that are trending on facebook in 2011! Like seriously internet? I’m gonna give people a break of Twilight, because at least a twilight movie came out this year. Same with Harry Potter. But Jack Ass is an old as fuck movie. Titanic is fucking older. The past like 6 Saw movies have been trash. Avatar, Pirates, the New Shrek, and 5 Fast 5 Furious came out last year. Is that really the state movies are in right now? That the most talked about movies of the year came out years ago? Ugh… And then this shit…
OH HELL NO! FUCKING Adam SANDLER AND VIN FUCKING DIESEL at 2 and 3!!?!? And I’d think i’d fall in the area where they’d be people i’d support over other actors. But the only reason i can see them on here is if people were talking about how much they sucked. Real talk. Vin only puts out Fast and Furious movies and this dude Adam Sandler… Man, dude put out Happy Gilmore, Water Boy, Billy Madison. Classics. Were just not even going to go into what he put out in 2011. I can take Megan Fox at #1 because she’s bad but I’m not even sure if she was in a movie last year. Jackie Chan and Will Smith are both the man, so they’re legit and should probably be holding down the legit 2 and 3 spots over Vin Disele and Sandler. Selena Gomez is what ever, i’m not even sure what she does beside be Biebers smash piece. I really don’t know what Ashley Tisdale did to be in the top 10 personalities, but she needs to holler at me. But fuck 50 Cents DJ and the former Mrs. Humphries. If I never heard about them again i’d be a happier person then I am today.